YOU SAID:

I was in my room, reading a book, and this guy, uh, came in the house, and so I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. CAAAAAAAAARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

INTO JAPANESE

私は部屋にいて本を読んでいて、この男が家に入ってきたので、私は彼を37回胸に刺しました。人を殺すCAAAAAAAAARL！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the room and reading a book, this man entered the house, so I stabbed him 37 times in my chest. Kill people. CAAAAAAAAARL!

INTO JAPANESE

私は部屋にいて本を読んで、この男が家に入ったので、私は彼を37回胸に刺した。人を殺します。 CAAAAAAAAARL！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the room and read a book and this man entered the house, so I stabbed him 37 times in my chest. I will kill people. CAAAAAAAAARL!

INTO JAPANESE

私は部屋にいて本を読んでこの男が家に入ったので、私は彼を37回胸に刺した。私は人々を殺します。 CAAAAAAAAARL！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the room and I read a book and this man entered the house, so I stabbed him 37 times in my chest. I will kill people. CAAAAAAAAARL!

INTO JAPANESE

私は部屋にいて、本を読んでこの男が家に入ったので、私は彼を37回胸に刺した。私は人々を殺します。 CAAAAAAAAARL！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the room, reading a book and this man entered the house, I stabbed him 37 times in my chest. I will kill people. CAAAAAAAAARL!

INTO JAPANESE

私は部屋にいて本を読んでこの男が家に入ったので、私は彼を37回胸に刺した。私は人々を殺します。 CAAAAAAAAARL！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the room and I read a book and this man entered the house, so I stabbed him 37 times in my chest. I will kill people. CAAAAAAAAARL!

INTO JAPANESE

私は部屋にいて、本を読んでこの男が家に入ったので、私は彼を37回胸に刺した。私は人々を殺します。 CAAAAAAAAARL！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was in the room, reading a book and this man entered the house, I stabbed him 37 times in my chest. I will kill people. CAAAAAAAAARL!