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I was in a relationship with a colony of ants that lived in a human flesh nest atop my door. Every morning the ants would transfigure their nest into a vaguely humanoid shape just to date me. this relationship was purely romantic, completelty asexual.

INTO JAPANESE

私はドアの上の人間の肉の巣に住んでいたアリのコロニーと関係を持っていました。毎朝、アリは私とデートするために巣を漠然と人型の形に変えていました。この関係は純粋にロマンチックで、完全に無性でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had a relationship with a colony of ants that lived in a human flesh nest above the door. Every morning, Ali vaguely transformed his nest into a humanoid shape to date me. This relationship was purely romantic and completely asexual.

INTO JAPANESE

私はドアの上の人間の肉の巣に住んでいたアリのコロニーと関係がありました。毎朝、アリはぼんやりと巣を人型に変えて私とデートしました。この関係は純粋にロマンチックで完全に無性でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had something to do with a colony of ants that lived in a human flesh nest above the door. Every morning, Ali vaguely turned the nest into a humanoid and dated me. This relationship was purely romantic and completely asexual.

INTO JAPANESE

私はドアの上の人間の肉の巣に住んでいたアリのコロニーと関係がありました。毎朝、アリは漠然と巣を人型生物に変え、私とデートしました。この関係は純粋にロマンチックで完全に無性でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had something to do with a colony of ants that lived in a human flesh nest above the door. Every morning, Ali vaguely turned the nest into a humanoid and dated me. This relationship was purely romantic and completely asexual.