YOU SAID:

I was hunched over the toilet pooping and farting and itching my ears a purple pig came and ate Cheetos!

INTO JAPANESE

トイレのうんちをすくめていたとおなら、私の耳のかゆみ紫豚とチートスを食べた!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The toilet yes was shrugged away and ate a fart, my ears itch purple pig and Cheetos!

INTO JAPANESE

トイレはいだった離れて肩をすくめるし、おならを食べた、私の耳のかゆみ紫豚とチー!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

WC Yes it was off, shrugged and ate the fart, my ears itch purple pig and Chi!

INTO JAPANESE

WC はい肩をすくめるオフだった、私の耳のかゆみ紫豚とカイ、おならを食べた!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

WC Yes ate was shrugged off my ears itch purple pig and Kai, fart!

INTO JAPANESE

WC はいを食べたが私の耳のかゆみ紫豚とカイを一蹴、おなら!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

WC Yes ate my ears itch purple pig and Kai scoffed, fart!

INTO JAPANESE

おなら、WC はい食べた私の耳のかゆみ紫豚とカイを一蹴!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Fart, WC Yes ate my ears itch purple pig and Kai scoffed!

INTO JAPANESE

おなら、WC はい食べた私の耳のかゆみ紫豚と改一蹴!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Fart, WC Yes ate my ears itch purple pig and Kai scoffed!