YOU SAID:
I was going to go to work, but my wife ate my shoes and my dog stole my car.
INTO JAPANESE
仕事に行くつもりでしたが、妻が靴を食べ、犬が車を盗みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was going to work, but my wife ate shoes and the dog stole the car.
INTO JAPANESE
仕事に行くつもりでしたが、妻が靴を食べ、犬が車を盗みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was going to work, but my wife ate shoes and the dog stole the car.
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