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I was falling asleep and I saw a fish dangling above my eyebrows. So I grabbed it and fed it to my dog. The fish lord got mad at me because apparently "that was his son" Yea right. So he made me have more babies with him.

INTO JAPANESE

眠りに落ちていて、眉の上に魚がぶら下がっていた。それで私はそれをつかみ、私の犬に与えました。どうやら「それは彼の息子だった」そうだから、魚の領主は私に怒った。だから彼は私に彼と一緒にもっと赤ちゃんを産ませました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He fell asleep and fish was hanging over his eyebrows. So I grabbed it and gave it to my dog. Apparently "it was his son", the fish lord was angry at me. So he gave me more babies with him.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は眠りに落ち、魚が眉にぶら下がっていました。それで私はそれをつかみ、私の犬に与えました。どうやら「それは彼の息子だった」、魚の領主は私に怒っていた。それで彼は私に彼と一緒にもっと赤ちゃんをくれました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He fell asleep and the fish was hanging on his eyebrows. So I grabbed it and gave it to my dog. Apparently "it was his son", the fish lord was mad at me. So he gave me more babies with him.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は眠りに落ち、魚は眉毛にぶら下がっていました。それで私はそれをつかみ、私の犬に与えました。どうやら「それは彼の息子だった」、魚の領主は私に怒っていた。それで彼は私に彼と一緒にもっと赤ちゃんをくれました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He fell asleep and the fish was hanging on his eyebrows. So I grabbed it and gave it to my dog. Apparently "it was his son", the fish lord was mad at me. So he gave me more babies with him.