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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty paper cut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong

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急いで車線を走っていた私の下着姿で狂ったウルヴァリンと突然後ろの席で後ろの男が私の目の前で飛び出して彼の手をこぼしたとき私は思いました。それはボブかジョーかウォルターかそれはビルかジムかエドかバーニーかスティーブか？ "私はおそらくBを推測し続けただろう

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I thought when Wolverine crazy in their underwear I was driving the lane, in a hurry and suddenly in the back seat behind the man in front of my eyes out and spilled on his hand. It's Bob or Joe Walter? is it Bill or Jim ED or Barney or Steve?? "I will probably b

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ウルヴァリンが急いでそして急に私の目の前の人の後ろの後部座席に車を運転していた彼らの下着に夢中になって、そして彼の手にこぼれた時、私は考えた。ボブですか、それともジョーウォルターですか？ビルかジムのEDか、バーニーかスティーブか。 「私はおそらくb

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Wolverine quickly and when you are addicted to their suddenly was driving the car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and spilled into his hands, I thought. Is Bob or Joe Walter? ED building or Jim or Barney or Steve? "I

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すぐにウルヴァリンとあなたが急に中毒になったとき、私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していて、そして彼の手にこぼれた、と私は思いました。ボブかジョーウォルターかEDの建物やジムやバーニーやスティーブ？ "私

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Immediately when Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought that it spilled into his hands. Bob or Joe Walter or building ED, Jim, Barney or Steve? "Me

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手にこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルターか建物のED、ジム、バーニーかスティーブ？ 「私よ

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled in his hands. Bob or Joe Walter? Building's ED, Jim, Barney or Steve? "it's me

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後に、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？建物のED、ジム、バーニー、スティーブのどちらですか？ "それは私です

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled with his hand. Bob or Joe Walter? Which is building ED, Jim, Barney, Steve? "That is me

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？ ED、Jim、Barney、Steveのどちらを構築していますか？ "それは私です

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled with his hands. Bob or Joe Walter? Which of ED, Jim, Barney, Steve are you building? "That's me.

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後に、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？あなたはED、ジム、バーニー、スティーブのどれを作っていますか？ "それは私です。

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled with his hand. Bob or Joe Walter? Which of ED, Jim, Barney, Steve are you making?

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？ ED、ジム、バーニー、スティーブのうち、どれを作っていますか？

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled with his hands. Bob or Joe Walter? Which of ED, Jim, Barney, Steve are you making?

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後に、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？ ED、ジム、バーニー、スティーブのうち、どれを作っていますか？

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled with his hand. Bob or Joe Walter? Which of ED, Jim, Barney, Steve are you making?

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ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？ ED、ジム、バーニー、スティーブのうち、どれを作っていますか？

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Immediately after Wolverine and you suddenly became addicted, I was driving a car in the back seat behind the person in front of my underwear, and I thought it was spilled with his hands. Bob or Joe Walter? Which of ED, Jim, Barney, Steve are you making?

INTO JAPANESE

ウルヴァリンとあなたが突然中毒になった直後に、私は私の下着の前の人の後ろの後部座席で車を運転していました、そしてそれは彼の手でこぼれたと思いました。ボブかジョーウォルター？ ED、ジム、バーニー、スティーブのうち、どれを作っていますか？