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I was doing open heart surgery on a mouse in a lab. It was unconscious and taped spread-eagle to a surgery board. During the surgery (after I had already gotten to the open heart part), it began twitching a bit. This meant that the anesthetic was started to wear off. This was not unusual, it just meant that it was time to inject more. I turned away to prepare a syringe, but when I looked back, the mouse was fully awake. Its twitching was extreme now. Because it was strapped by it's limbs, its torso was the only thing that could move. Its torso was thumping up and down. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! I panicked. Giving it more anesthetic would be impossible at this point. It was going to die one way or another. My thinking was "I need to put it out of it's misery as soon as possible". There are established humane ways to kill a mouse quickly. But I was panicking. I grabbed the closest sharp object, which was a scalpel, and began stabbing. Unfortunately my aim was poor and the mouse was not instantly killed. Instead, the small incision near its heart tore open all the way down to its crotch. And then I witnessed the single most disturbing moment that I had ever seen before, or since. It's intestines exploded out of its body onto the table, onto the floor, and towards my face. And it was still alive. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Each smack flung more and more intestines out of its body. I gained the sense to snip its spinal cord just below the skull, and it finally died. I wish I could unsee that tragedy, but sadly the image is forever burned into my brain. Edit: I fixed my incorrect usage of "it's" instead of "its". Also I forgot to mention that in addition to what I saw, the sounds and smells also haunt me to this day.

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、イナバウアー外科掲示板にテープで固定します。(私は既にオープン ハートの部分を得ていた) 後の手術中少しけいれん始めた。これは麻酔がオフに着用を開始したことを意味しました。これは珍しい、それはちょうどより多くを注入する時間だった意味ありませんでした。私はそっぽ

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then taped the INA Bauer surgery Board. (I already had open heart part) started a little cramping during the surgery. This meant that the anesthesia starts to wear off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、伊那バウアー手術ボードを一度録音。(既に開いている心の部分を持っていた) 手術中に少し痙攣が始まった。つまり、麻酔がオフに着用を開始します。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Little began convulsions during surgery (had a portion of the heart is already open). In other words, the anesthesia starts wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。手術中に痙攣を始めた少し (いた心の部分が開いている)。つまり、麻酔はオフに着て起動します。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Little began to spasm during surgery (part of the mind is open). In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどは手術中に痙攣し始めた (心の部分が開いている)。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most (open the piece of mind) began convulsing during surgery. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。(心の部分を開く) のほとんどは、手術中に震動を始めた。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. (Open the piece of mind) for most began shaking during the surgery. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。(心の部分を開く) のほとんどは、手術中に揺れ始めた。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. (Open the piece of mind) for most began to shake during the surgery. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。(心の部分を開く) のほとんどは、手術中に振るようになった。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. (Open the piece of mind) of most is to shake during the surgery. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。(心の部分を開く) ほとんどの手術中に振ることです。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Is to shake during the surgery most (open the piece of mind). In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。手術中にほとんど (開く心の部分) を振ることです。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Is to shake the most (part of the open heart) during surgery. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。最も振ることです (オープン ハートの一部) 手術中。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Surgery in most shake that (part of the open heart). In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどの手術は、その (オープン ハートの部分) を振る。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most surgery is that (part of the open heart) shake. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどの手術は、その (オープン ハートの部分) の手ふれです。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most surgery is that (part of the open heart) of the hand is shaky. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどの手術はの (オープン ハートの部分) 手が不安定。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most surgery is of (a part of the open heart) is unstable. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどの手術は (オープン ハートの部分) は安定しています。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most surgical procedures (part of the open heart) is stable. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどの手術 (開胸の部分) は安定しています。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most surgeries (Thoracotomy portion) is stable. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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実験室でマウスの開心術をやっていた。それは意識不明だったし、記録もう一度伊那バウアー手術ボード。ほとんどの手術 (開胸の部分) は安定しています。つまり、開始、麻酔が切れてきた。これは

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In the laboratory was doing open-heart surgery on a mouse. It was unconscious and then record again INA Bauer surgery Board. Most surgeries (Thoracotomy portion) is stable. In other words, start the anesthesia is wearing off. This is

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