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YOU SAID:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agnoy until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

私はガラスの骨と紙の皮で生まれました。毎朝私は足を骨折し、そして午後は腕を骨折します。夜、心臓発作で私が眠りにつくまで、私は憤慨して目を覚まします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born with glass bone and paper skin. Every morning I fracture my leg, and in the afternoon I fracture my arm. At night, I wake up insulting until I go to sleep with a heart attack.

INTO JAPANESE

私はガラスの骨と紙の皮で生まれました。毎朝私は足を骨折し、午後には腕を骨折します。夜、心臓発作で眠りにつくまで侮辱的な目覚めを起こします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born with glass bone and paper skin. Every morning I fracture my leg and in the afternoon I fracture my arm. In the night, wake up to a jealousy until you go to sleep with a heart attack.

INTO JAPANESE

私はガラスの骨と紙の皮で生まれました。毎朝私は足を骨折し、午後には腕を骨折します。夜は、心臓発作で眠りにつくまで嫉妬に目覚めます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born with glass bone and paper skin. Every morning I fracture my leg and in the afternoon I fracture my arm. In the evening, you will wake up to acupuncture until you go to sleep with a heart attack.

INTO JAPANESE

私はガラスの骨と紙の皮で生まれました。毎朝私は足を骨折し、午後には腕を骨折します。夕方には、心臓発作で眠りにつくまで鍼治療に目覚めます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born with glass bone and paper skin. Every morning I fracture my leg and in the afternoon I fracture my arm. In the evening, I wake up to acupuncture until I go to sleep with a heart attack.

INTO JAPANESE

私はガラスの骨と紙の皮で生まれました。毎朝私は足を骨折し、午後には腕を骨折します。夕方には、心臓発作で眠りにつくまで鍼治療に目覚めます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was born with glass bone and paper skin. Every morning I fracture my leg and in the afternoon I fracture my arm. In the evening, I wake up to acupuncture until I go to sleep with a heart attack.

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That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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