YOU SAID:
I was attacked by a taco-eating octopus who stole my face
INTO JAPANESE
顔を盗んだタコ食いタコに襲われた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was attacked by an octopus-eating octopus that stole my face
INTO JAPANESE
タコ食いタコに襲われ顔を盗まれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was attacked by an octopus-eating octopus and my face was stolen
INTO JAPANESE
タコ食いのタコに襲われ顔を盗まれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face was stolen by an octopus-eating octopus
INTO JAPANESE
タコ食いタコに顔を盗まれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My face was stolen by an octopus-eating octopus
Well done, yes, well done!