YOU SAID:

I was attacked by a taco-eating octopus who said, "Why don't you say that to my face?" I then promptly left the crime scene.

INTO JAPANESE

私はタコスを食べるタコに襲われ、「どうして面と向かって言わないのか？」と言われ、すぐに現場から立ち去りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was attacked by a taco-eating octopus who asked me "why didn't you just say that to my face" and I quickly left the scene.

INTO JAPANESE

私はタコスを食べているタコに襲われ、「なぜ面と向かって言わなかったのか」と聞かれ、急いでその場を立ち去りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was attacked by an octopus eating a taco, who asked me why I didn't tell him to his face, and I quickly left the scene.

INTO JAPANESE

タコスを食べているタコに襲われ、なぜ面と向かって言わなかったのかと聞かれたので、急いでその場を立ち去りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was attacked by an octopus eating a taco and asked why I didn't tell him to his face, so I quickly left the scene.

INTO JAPANESE

タコスを食べているタコに襲われ、なぜ面と向かって言わなかったのかと聞かれたので、急いでその場を離れました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was attacked by a taco eating taco and asked why I didn't tell him to his face so I quickly left the scene.

INTO JAPANESE

タコスを食べている人に襲われ、なぜ面と向かって言わないのかと聞かれたので、すぐにその場を立ち去りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was attacked by someone eating a taco and asked why I didn't say it to his face, so I quickly left the scene.

INTO JAPANESE

タコスを食べている人に襲われ、なぜ面と向かって言わないのかと聞かれたので、すぐにその場を離れました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was attacked by someone eating a taco and asked why I didn't say it to his face, so I quickly left the scene.