YOU SAID:

I wanted to eat a pony, but that would be weird. I don't wanna be like my dad

INTO JAPANESE

私はポニーを食べたかったが、それは変だ。私は私の父のようになりたくない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

(LAUGHS) It's nuts. I know.

INTO JAPANESE

それは変だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

(LAUGHS) It's nuts. I know.