YOU SAID:
i wanted to call the cell guard whos dog was big and was funny
INTO JAPANESE
犬が大きくて面白かったセルガードに電話したかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog was big and funny I wanted to call Cellguard
INTO JAPANESE
犬は大きくて面白かった私はセルガードと呼びたかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog was big and funny I wanted to call it a cell guard
INTO JAPANESE
犬は大きくて面白かった私はそれをセルガードと呼びたかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog was big and funny I wanted to call it a cell guard
You should move to Japan!