YOU SAID:
I wanted a surf board but my surf board was dead because satan. nobody has found my surf board I like nuggets
INTO JAPANESE
サーフボードが欲しかったのですが、サタンのためサーフボードが死んでいました。ナゲットが好きなサーフボードを見つけた人はいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted a surfboard, but the surfboard was dead because of Satan. No one has found a surfboard that likes nuggets
INTO JAPANESE
サーフボードが欲しかったのですが、サタンのためサーフボードが死んでいました。ナゲットが好きなサーフボードを見つけた人はいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wanted a surfboard, but the surfboard was dead because of Satan. No one has found a surfboard that likes nuggets
You've done this before, haven't you.