YOU SAID:
I want you to die today while eating a sandwich petting a cat
INTO JAPANESE
猫を撫でながらサンドイッチを食べながら今日も死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die today while petting a cat and eating a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
猫を撫でてサンドウィッチ食べながら今日も死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die today while stroking a cat and eating a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
今日は猫を撫でながらサンドウィッチ食べながら死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die while petting a cat and eating a sandwich today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は猫を撫でてサンドウィッチ食べながら死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die while stroking a cat and eating a sandwich today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は猫を撫でながらサンドウィッチ食べながら死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die while petting a cat and eating a sandwich today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は猫を撫でてサンドウィッチ食べながら死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die while stroking a cat and eating a sandwich today
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