YOU SAID:
i want you on this couch right here
INTO JAPANESE
私はここであなたをこのソファに置いてほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to put me on this sofa here
INTO JAPANESE
ここのソファーに私を置いてほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to put me on the sofa here
INTO JAPANESE
ここのソファーに置いてほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to put it on the sofa here
INTO JAPANESE
ここのソファーに置いてほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to put it on the sofa here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.