YOU SAID:

I want to yeet my soul into the farthest corner cause i'm to dummy thicc and obama had to do it to em like a michigander

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の魂を一番遠いコーナーに向けたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to direct my soul to the farthest corner

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の魂を一番遠い角に向けたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to direct my soul to the farthest corner