YOU SAID:
i want to smack your tootsies
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの歯をぶつけたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to hit your teeth
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの歯を打ちたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to strike your teeth
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの歯を打ちます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Strike your teeth
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの歯を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Strike your teeth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.