YOU SAID:

I want to slit my throat with a potato

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ジャガイモと喉をスリットしたいのですが。

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I'd want to slit my throat with a potato.

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ジャガイモと喉をスリットします

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The slit throat with potatoes

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ジャガイモとスリット喉

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Potato and slit your throat

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ジャガイモとあなたの喉をスリット

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Potato and your throat slit.

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ジャガイモとあなたの喉のスリット。

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Potato and your throat slit.