YOU SAID:
I want to sleep and eat potatoes if i don't wear any pants
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠し、ズボンを着用しない場合、ジャガイモを食べるしたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't wear pants, and sleep, eat potatoes you want.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツ、および睡眠を着用しない, 場合ジャガイモを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat potatoes, not wearing pants, and sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモを食べて、ズボンを身に着けていないと睡眠します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep and eat potatoes, not wearing pants.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠し、ズボンを着用して、ジャガイモを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And then sleep, wearing pants, eating potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠、ジャガイモを食べて、ズボンを着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep, eat potatoes, wear pants.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠、ポテトを食べ、ズボンを着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep, eat potatoes, wear pants.
That's deep, man.