YOU SAID:
I want to slap you with a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンであなたを叩きたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to hit you with a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンで殴りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to hit him with a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンで殴りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to hit him with a cactus
That didn't even make that much sense in English.