YOU SAID:

i want to ride your mom down a river hard

INTO JAPANESE

川を下るあなたのお母さんをハードに乗りたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother down the river you want to ride hard.

INTO JAPANESE

川を下って私の母は固いしたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Down the River, my mother is hard you want.

INTO JAPANESE

川は、私の母はするハードです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

River is hard to my mother.

INTO JAPANESE

川は、私の母は難しい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

River, my mother is difficult.

INTO JAPANESE

川、私の母は難しいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

River, my mother is difficult.