YOU SAID:
I want to punch a potato in the face
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを顔に殴りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to hit a potato on my face
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを顔に当てたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to put potatoes on my face
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを顔につけたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to put potatoes on my face
That's deep, man.