YOU SAID:
I want to play Mario Kart with you and win loads because I'm a badass
INTO JAPANESE
マリオカートを遊んで、たちの悪いやつなので負荷を獲得したいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Playing Mario Kart, a bad guy because you want to win loads.
INTO JAPANESE
負荷を獲得したいので、マリオカート、悪い男を再生します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Play Mario Kart, the bad guy because you want to win a load.
INTO JAPANESE
負荷を獲得するため、マリオカート、悪いやつを再生します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In order to win the load, Mario Kart plays a bad guy.
INTO JAPANESE
負荷を獲得するために、マリオカートは悪い人を演じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To win the load, Mario Kart plays a bad person.
INTO JAPANESE
負荷に勝つために、マリオカートは悪い人を演じる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To win the load, Mario Kart plays a bad person.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.