YOU SAID:
I want to pee in your brown hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの茶色の帽子におしっこしたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would like to pee on the hat of your brown.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの茶色の帽子におしっこをしたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would like to pee on the hat of your brown.
You should move to Japan!