YOU SAID:

I want to murder and or bake a cake for my 2 year old nephew whose dad is my uncle somehow.

INTO JAPANESE

私は何とか父が私の叔父である私の2歳の甥のためにケーキを殺したり、焼いたりしたい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I somehow want to kill or bake a cake for my 2-year-old nephew, who my father is my uncle.

INTO JAPANESE

私は何とか私の父が私の叔父である私の2歳の甥のためにケーキを殺すか、焼きたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I somehow want to kill or bake a cake for my 2-year-old nephew, who my father is my uncle.