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YOU SAID:

I want to kill myself, however, Google gives me suicide prevention hotlines when I look for methods.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺したいのですが、方法を探すときに自殺防止ホットラインを教えてくれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to commit suicide, but when I look for a way, it will tell me the suicide prevention hotline.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺したいのですが、道を探すと自殺予防ホットラインが教えてくれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to commit suicide, but if I find a way, the suicide prevention hotline will tell me.

INTO JAPANESE

自殺したいのですが、方法があれば自殺防止ホットラインで教えてくれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to commit suicide, but if there is a way, the suicide prevention hotline will tell you.

INTO JAPANESE

公判が有るなら無実を主張します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And if there is a trial, I want to take the stand and tell the jury that I'm innocent.

INTO JAPANESE

公判が有るなら無実を主張します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And if there is a trial, I want to take the stand and tell the jury that I'm innocent.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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