YOU SAID:
I WANT TO JUMP OF A CLIFF!!! KILL ME NOWW!
INTO JAPANESE
私は崖のジャンプしたいです!!!今すぐ私を殺す!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to jump on a cliff!!! Kill me now!
INTO JAPANESE
私は崖の上に飛び乗りたい!!!今すぐ私を殺す!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to jump on a cliff!!! Kill me now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.