YOU SAID:
I want to go to the beach and have a cool beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私はビーチに行くと冷たいビールを持っていると思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would like to have a cold beer and go to the beach.
INTO JAPANESE
私は冷たいビールを持って、ビーチに行きたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cold beer, I think I want to go to the beach.
INTO JAPANESE
私は冷たいビールを持って、私は、ビーチに行きたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a cold beer, I would like to go to the beach.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、ビーチに行ってみたい、冷たいビールを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go to the beach, have a cold beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、ビーチに行きたい、冷たいビールを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go to the beach, have a cold beer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.