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i want to go home to my burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed my flowers so i shot the car and it asked if it can buy my house so my friend ate my intestines and i died of ligma.

INTO JAPANESE

私は道の真ん中にある燃える草の所に帰りたいのですが、犬が私の花を殺したので、車を撃って、家を買えるかどうか尋ねました。友達が腸を食べて、私は靭帯炎で亡くなりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed my flowers, so I shoot the car and ask if I can buy a house. My friend ate the intestines and I died of ligamentous inflammation.

INTO JAPANESE

道の真ん中の燃える草に戻りたいのですが、犬が私の花を殺したので、車を撃って家を買えるかどうか尋ねました。友達が腸を食べて靭帯炎で亡くなった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed my flowers, so I shoot the car and ask if I can buy a house. A friend ate his bowel and died of ligamentous inflammation.

INTO JAPANESE

道の真ん中の燃える草に戻りたいのですが、犬が私の花を殺したので、車を撃って家を買えるかどうか尋ねました。友人が腸を食べて靭帯炎で亡くなった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed my flowers, so I shoot the car and ask if I can buy a house. A friend ate his bowel and died of ligamentous inflammation.