YOU SAID:

i want to go home to my burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed my flowers so i shot the car and it asked if it can buy my house.

INTO JAPANESE

道の真ん中にある燃える草の所に帰りたいのですが、犬が花を殺したので、車を撃って家を買ってくれないかと尋ねました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed the flowers, so I asked if you could shoot the car and buy me a house.

INTO JAPANESE

道の真ん中の燃える草に戻りたかったが、犬が花を殺したので、車を撃って家を買ってくれないかと頼んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed the flowers, so I asked him to shoot the car and buy me a house.

INTO JAPANESE

道の真ん中の燃える草に戻りたかったが、犬が花を殺したので、車を撃って家を買ってくれと頼んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed the flowers, so I asked him to shoot the car and buy a house.

INTO JAPANESE

道の真ん中の燃える草に戻りたかったが、犬が花を殺したので、車を撃って家を買うように頼んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wanted to go back to the burning grass in the middle of the road, but the dog killed the flowers, so I asked him to shoot the car and buy a house.