YOU SAID:
I want to go home and eat spleen for lunch. I eat spleen because Abby eats mine. Elisa is not a poo breath unlike daisuke, the real poo breath. Your mother wants her spleen back. Give it to her.
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰ってお昼に脾臓を食べたいです。私が脾臓を食べるのは、アビーが私のものを食べるからだ。エリサは大輔と違ってうんちの息遣いではなく、本当のうんちの息遣い。あなたのお母さんは彼女の脾臓を戻したいです。彼女にそれを与える。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go home and eat the spleen for lunch. I eat the spleen because Abby eats mine. Elisa, unlike Daisuke, is not a breath of poo, but a real poo breath. Your mother wants her spleen back. give it to her.
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰って昼食に脾臓を食べたい。私が脾臓を食べるのは、アビーが私のものを食べるからだ。エリサは、大輔と違って、うんちの息吹ではなく、本当のうんちの息吹です。あなたのお母さんは彼女の脾臓を戻したいです。彼女にそれを与える。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to go home and eat the spleen for lunch. I eat the spleen because Abby eats mine. Elisa, unlike Daisuke, is not a breath of poo, but a real poo breath. Your mother wants her spleen back. give it to her.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.