YOU SAID:

I want to eat octopus and have rabies

INTO JAPANESE

タコを食べるし、狂犬病がありますしたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And eat the Octopus has rabies you want.

INTO JAPANESE

食べるタコは狂犬病の場合します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Octopus eating a case of rabies.

INTO JAPANESE

狂犬病の場合を食べるタコ。

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Octopus eats a rabies case.

INTO JAPANESE

タコを食べる場合は狂犬病。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you eat the Octopus is rabies.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが食べる場合、タコは狂犬病です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you eat the Octopus is rabies.