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I want to eat guacamole then barf on a grenade

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私はワカモレを食べた後、手榴弾をかぶります

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I will wear a grenade after eating wakamore

INTO JAPANESE

私は若菜を食べた後に手榴弾を着用します

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I will wear grenades after eating wakana

INTO JAPANESE

若菜を食べたら手榴弾を着用します

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I will wear grenades when I eat wakana

INTO JAPANESE

私は若菜を食べるとき手榴弾を着用します

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I will wear grenades when I eat wakana