YOU SAID:

I want to eat cat if y'all give me 666 likes

INTO JAPANESE

666好きなら、私は猫を食べたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

666 If you like, I would like to eat a cat.

INTO JAPANESE

666あなたが好きなら、私は猫を食べたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

666 I would like to have a cat if you like.

INTO JAPANESE

666好きなら猫を飼いたいのですが。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

666 I would like to have a cat if I like it.

INTO JAPANESE

666好きなら猫が欲しいのですが。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would like a cat if I like 666.

INTO JAPANESE

私は666が好きなら私は猫が欲しいのですが。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would like a cat if I like 666.