YOU SAID:
I want to drink barbarian monkeys at the bar. Sneaky thing!
INTO JAPANESE
バーで野蛮な猿を飲みたい。卑劣なこと!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to drink a barbaric monkey at the bar. Despicable!
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーが飲みたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd like a cup of coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーが飲みたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd like a cup of coffee.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.