YOU SAID:
I want to dance with a potato in my hand
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを手に踊りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to dance with potatoes in my hand
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを手に踊りたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to dance with potatoes in my hand
That didn't even make that much sense in English.