YOU SAID:
I want to commit suicide. I will shoot myself tonight. Maybe I will hang myself.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺します今夜撮影自分自身。たぶん私は自分自身をハングします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The suicide shot tonight myself. Maybe I will hang myself.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺は自分自身を撃った今夜。たぶん私は自分自身をハングします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide is a shot myself tonight. Maybe I will hang myself.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺はショット自分自身今夜。たぶん私は自分自身をハングします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A suicide shot my own tonight. Maybe I will hang myself.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺ショット私自身今夜。たぶん私は自分自身をハングします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide shot my own tonight. Maybe I will hang myself.
INTO JAPANESE
自殺ショット私自身今夜。たぶん私は自分自身をハングします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide shot my own tonight. Maybe I will hang myself.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.