YOU SAID:
I want to cheat on my boyfriend, who isn't actually my boyfriend, I think we're only dating
INTO JAPANESE
彼氏じゃない、彼氏じゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not boyfriend, not boyfriend
INTO JAPANESE
彼氏じゃない、彼氏じゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not boyfriend, not boyfriend
That didn't even make that much sense in English.