YOU SAID:
I want to be just as close as the holy clothespins.
INTO JAPANESE
神聖な洗濯はさみとしての近くにします
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Sacred washing as a scissors close to
INTO JAPANESE
近くに洗濯はさみとして神聖です
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Washing near scissors is sacred
INTO JAPANESE
洗濯はさみの近くは神聖なもの
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Washer is only near the Holy things
INTO JAPANESE
洗濯機は聖なるものだけ近く
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Washing machine is near the Holy things only
INTO JAPANESE
洗濯機は聖なるものだけ近く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Washing machine is near the Holy things only
That didn't even make that much sense in English.