YOU SAID:
I want to be eaten by a soft loving dragon!
INTO JAPANESE
ソフト愛するドラゴンに食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dragon love soft, you want to eat.
INTO JAPANESE
ドラゴン愛ソフトを食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dragon love software you want to eat.
INTO JAPANESE
ドラゴン愛ソフトウェアを食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dragon love software you want to eat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.