YOU SAID:
I want to be as dead as vine is
INTO JAPANESE
つるが死んでたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dying vine you want is.
INTO JAPANESE
場合瀕死のつるです。
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If you are dying vine.
INTO JAPANESE
場合は、つるを死んでいます。
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If the vine is dead.
INTO JAPANESE
場合は、つるが死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the vine is dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.