YOU SAID:
I want this phrase to become really funny so don't fail me now, Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのフレーズが本当に面白くなりたいので、今、私のことを失敗しないようにします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want this phrase to be really interesting, so I will not fail me now.
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのフレーズが本当に面白いと思っていますので、今私は失敗しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think that this phrase is really interesting, so now I will not fail.
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのフレーズが本当に面白いと思うので、今は失敗しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think this phrase is really interesting, so I will not fail now.
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのフレーズが本当に面白いと思うので、今は失敗しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think this phrase is really interesting, so I will not fail now.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.