YOU SAID:

i want someone to come up to me and yell cabbage

INTO JAPANESE

私は誰かが私に来てキャベツを叫ぶしたい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want somebody to come to me and scream cabbage

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私のところに来てキャベツを叫ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone came to me and shouted cabbage

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私のところに来てキャベツを叫んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone came to me and shouted cabbage