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i want someone to christen me like a clipper ship. smash a bottle in my face. actually just do that anyway i don't care about the christening part

INTO JAPANESE

私は誰かがクリッパー船のように私を洗礼してほしい。私の顔に瓶を粉砕します。とにかく私は洗礼の部分を気にしない

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I want someone to baptize me like a clipper ship. I smash the bottle on my face. Anyway i don't mind baptism

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがバリカンのようにバプテスマを受けてほしいのです。私は私の顔に瓶を粉砕します。とにかく私はバプテスマを気にしない

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I want someone to be baptized like a hair clipper. I smash the jar on my face. Anyway i don't mind baptism

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがバリカンのようにバプテスマを受けたいのです。私は私の顔に瓶を粉砕します。とにかく私はバプテスマを気にしない

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Someone wants to be baptized like a hair clipper. I smash the jar on my face. Anyway i don't mind baptism

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがバリカンのようにバプテスマを受けたいと思っています。私は私の顔に瓶を粉砕します。とにかく私はバプテスマを気にしない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone wants to be baptized like a hair clipper. I smash the jar on my face. Anyway i don't mind baptism