YOU SAID:
I want some chocolate milk on the daytime during the Saturday in July closest to your birthday, beep beep im a sheep.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの誕生日に最も近い7月の土曜日の昼間にチョコレートミルクが欲しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want chocolate milk during the day of Saturday in July which is closest to your birthday.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの誕生日に最も近い7月の土曜日の日にチョコレートミルクを欲しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want chocolate milk on Saturday 's day of July which is closest to your birthday.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの誕生日に最も近い7月の土曜日の日にチョコレートミルクを欲しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want chocolate milk on Saturday 's day of July which is closest to your birthday.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.