YOU SAID:
I want food this instant or I will spontaneously combust!
INTO JAPANESE
私は今すぐ食べ物が欲しいです、さもないと自然発火します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want food now or I will self-ignite!
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ食べ物が欲しい、さもないと自然発火するぞ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want food now, or I'll spontaneously combust!
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ食べ物が欲しい、さもないと自然発火するぞ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want food now, or I'll spontaneously combust!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.