Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I want a portal gun so I can do autofellatio

INTO JAPANESE

私はautofellatioをすることができるように私はポータル銃が欲しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want a portal gun so I can do autofellatio

INTO JAPANESE

私はautofellatioをすることができるように私はポータル銃が欲しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want a portal gun so I can do autofellatio

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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