YOU SAID:
I want a horse to kick my head in. I will stab my eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に頭を蹴られたい。目を刺してやる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be kicked in the head by a horse. I'll stab you in the eye.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に頭を蹴られたい。目を刺してやる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be kicked in the head by a horse. I'll stab you in the eye.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.