YOU SAID:
I want a cookie dog so bad I could cry!
INTO JAPANESE
泣けるほどひどいクッキー犬が欲しい!
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I want a cookie dog that's terrible enough to cry!
INTO JAPANESE
泣くほどひどいクッキー犬が欲しい!
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I want a cookie dog that is terrible enough to cry!
INTO JAPANESE
泣きそうなひどいクッキー犬が欲しい!
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I want a terrible cookie dog that seems to cry!
INTO JAPANESE
泣きそうなひどいクッキー犬が欲しい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want a terrible cookie dog that seems to cry!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.