YOU SAID:
I wanna torp it so bad you stooge machine
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれをひどく引き裂きたいのであなたは機械を手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You get the machine because I want to tear it badly
INTO JAPANESE
私がひどく引き裂きたいのであなたは機械を手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You get the machine because I want to tear it badly
That didn't even make that much sense in English.